Fat slag Val
Flirts with my husband
And makes outrageous passes
But ‘It’s only the drink’
Or ‘She’s like that with everyone’
And she’s sorry
It will never ever happen again
Not until the next time
Flat slag Val
Has been caught holding hands
With my husband
But they’re not fucking, oh no
I ask him never to see her again
And he’s sorry
It will never ever happen again
Not until the next time
Fat Slag Val
Has stolen my husband
She can’t resist a gloat
Even her friends think she’s a shit
And they tell her so
So she’s sorry
It will never ever happen again
Not until the next time
Fat slag Val
Boasts of hundreds of friends
Myself and her husband think hundreds of shags
Perhaps she will be faithful to him
But strangely, these ‘friends’ keep turning up...
Surely
It will never ever happen again?
Oh no, not until the next time
(Based on The Smith’s ‘Hooligan’)
My poems, through good times and bad
Blog Archive
Poetry Blogs of Note
Favourite Living Poets
Favourite Dead Poets
About Me
- Valerie Moss
- I am a socialist-anarchist, atheist, hopeless romantic, happily married to Patrick, life member of CAMRA
8 comments:
Fat slag who?! Kinda creepy, but it does make a good read.
(Sweet and Tender) Hooligan.
Great and to the point ! You could of included that she an ugly dreadful pathetic worthless fat slag with very few real friends.
I want not acquiesce in on it. I assume precise post. Expressly the appellation attracted me to be familiar with the sound story.
Good dispatch and this mail helped me alot in my college assignement. Say thank you you seeking your information.
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now. Keep it up!
And according to this article, I totally agree with your opinion, but only this time! :)
lyiat [url=http://www.drdrebeatscheapsales.com]beats by dre sale[/url] dqwcvz http://www.drdrebeatscheapsales.com dvfb [url=http://www.drebeatsstudioheadphones.com]cheap beats[/url] dlyuqr http://www.drebeatsstudioheadphones.com slgo [url=http://www.beatsdreheadphonesonsale.com]cheap beats by dre[/url] mjjnli http://www.beatsdreheadphonesonsale.com xiicu [url=http://www.dreheadphonesonsales.com]beats by dre outlet[/url] iwlngn http://www.dreheadphonesonsales.com bgcdr [url=http://www.drdrebeatssales.com]monster beats[/url] yfikv http://www.drdrebeatssales.com bwuzp [url=http://www.beatsheadphonesbydrdre.com]beats headphone[/url] mbqkk [url=http://www.focsa.org.au/myreview/beatsbydre.phtml]cheap beats[/url] gmxbx http://www.focsa.org.au/myreview/beatsbydre.phtml nca
autyc [url=http://www.drdreheadphonesaustralia.com]beats by dre sale[/url] uivdqd http://www.drdreheadphonesaustralia.com avxzj [url=http://www.cheapbeatsaustraliaonline.com]beats online[/url] dzwmfc http://www.cheapbeatsaustraliaonline.com tzwpn [url=http://www.beatsbydreforsaleaustralia.com]beats australia[/url] kwlne http://www.beatsbydreforsaleaustralia.com smetx [url=http://www.cheapbeatsbydreheadphonesaustralia.com]cheap beats by dre[/url] yjkkg http://www.cheapbeatsbydreheadphonesaustralia.com rspsi [url=http://www.cheapbeatsdreaustralia.com]beats by dre[/url] fnjvh http://www.cheapbeatsdreaustralia.com awjqn [url=http://www.cheapbeatsheadphonesaustralia.com]beats headphone[/url] spcek http://www.cheapbeatsheadphonesaustralia.com sfksw
Post a Comment